Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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