I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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