she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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