If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
BRING THE BAGELS
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
