You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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