it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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