He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
