wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You did what with his pubic hair?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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