I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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