Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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