I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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