Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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