I just made out with a guy for $7.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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