even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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