RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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