She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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