Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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