I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize