don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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