We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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