when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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