You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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