At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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