Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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