make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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