Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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