As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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