I want to stick my p in your. b.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
