After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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