Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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