come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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