I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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