honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
My balls are so social today.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
