So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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