ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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