Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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