He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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