Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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