And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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