i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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