But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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