hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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