he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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