Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My cat gives me a boner
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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