Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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