Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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