I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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