So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
...
I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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