I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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