I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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