I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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