He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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