hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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