Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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