I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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