I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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